i would never fall in love lyrics

He's several hours late The skyline's getting dim While others deck the halls You dream of decking him My My choice in men has always been Pathetic, I suppose The guy who stole my credit cards The guy who tried on my clothes And so a row of self-help books Line my bedroom shelf Well there's one rule those books forgot You never fall in love with an elf His endless talk of Christmastown Will ... young forever lyrics